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Timon Demotivational Poster

THE LION KING - True story.


TAGS: student testimonials
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Airman

Iconoclast - February 15, 2011, 10:37 pm
Yes, because when you talk to Alumni, what you get are romanticized memories rather than current reality.


SANCTIMONIOUS - (adj.) Making a hypocritical show of religious devotion that hits your gag reflexes though no physical stink present. E.g. "Father Mcfeely said obtain from immoral thoughts, then he was arrested for immoral actions."

TAGS: sanctimonious priest clergy pious
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

TheGoat - May 6, 2013, 1:27 am
was WONDERING about that! It completely changes the meaning LOL
Bolverk3778 - April 11, 2013, 10:27 am
this is one of the reasons that I am not a member of any of gods fan clubs.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 9, 2013, 5:31 pm
I'm my own worse critic; it's "abstain" not "obtain." How could I have been so blind?


TAGS: pretentious misspell dictionaries books sanctimonious
Rating: 1.43/5

More motifakes by timmey

Airman - December 8, 2010, 4:02 pm
still doing Cliff notes Space?
Sean - December 8, 2010, 3:29 pm
SPACEDOG Clearly in need of a lot more ORRRRR a whole lot less fiber in his diet. (signed: A Concerned Motifaker.)
spacedog - December 7, 2010, 8:04 pm
I speed-read this book on the toilet once. I think it was about the French.
agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:28 pm
Hope she keep her word. If dokie=riddance and okie=good... then, okie dokie, ciejai!
TheTrashHeap - December 7, 2010, 5:12 pm
Looked at the link... What's the issue?
Hawamleh - December 7, 2010, 3:34 pm
Believe Me Things Will Happen, History Repeats It's Self, And Don Scorpioni Is A Man Of His Word.
GreyScorpion - December 7, 2010, 8:55 am
she didn't wanna pay the vig, you know, things, they can happen...capiche?
Hawamleh - December 7, 2010, 7:40 am
what hapened ?
agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 12:34 am
It rhymes!